The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 14, 2024

Wilberforce can rise but he won’t shine. It is dark out like Gladys said.

Yes, yes he would

Mr trump proposes ending DST. I agree, after living in AZ for 27 years and never changing the clocks was great. The only thing that changed was TV programming. DST has become obsolute

We all are Wilberforce. The days will start getting longer soon.

When the skies are grey, stay in bed, I say.

I get up every morning at 5am even though I’m retired. However when I get up at 5am I get re-tired and sleep in my recliner until 8ish.

I would love to hibernate but I can’t even sleep late on my days off. And even worse, the more sleep deprived I get, the less sleep I get. Vicious cycle

DST killed the drive-in movie business. Those were the good ol’ days.

Call me when it’s spring! Zzzzzzzzzzzz

priorities…

Sorry Wilberforce, humans can’t hibernate. However, some of us are really good a brumation. It’s how I get thru the day.

in other words yes… it’s crazy out there even in the dark as much as it is in the light. :J

So am I, Wilberforce. Not only is it dark and dreary, it’s very chilly!

“do you want to sleep all day?” is one of the all-time dumb questions

Actually, hibernating on a cold day in my nice warm bed doesn’t sound all that bad. If only someone would bring me some cookies and a hot cocoa that would top off that experience Oh So nicely..,…

I’m with Wilberforce! When it’s cold and dark out, the best place to be is in bed. Now that I’m retired I can indulge that urge!

Attaboy Wilberforce……..attaboy!

Not a force to be reckoned with

Now there’s an idea!

I can’t sleep more than 5 hours lately, so I see a lot of darkness outside. In the summer, the sun wakes me up. It works out.

Yes, Wilberforce does think he wants to stay in bed all day. Then he will smell breakfast.

Well then I guess we don’t have to worry about Christmas, since you’re gonna hibernate.

And could you turn up the heat just a little? I feel like a Butterball turkey in here!

He’s definitely Brutus’ son

Hibernation time is here!

I say lets put mirrors in Earth orbit. Sunup would be at 5;30 AM. Nighttime would be at 7;00 PM. Then we wouldn’t DST, or standard time.

What about the US changing to the metric system which is used almost everywhere in the world