Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for December 19, 2024

Cold!!!

Too soon! Too soon!

Mmm, no! And not the Phone Booth, either!

How about the Edwin Booth, or the Shirley Booth?

I figured they were just gonna crawl under an old Town Car

I saw what you did there.

I’ll have the Gettysburger.

“Besides that how was the show?”

I’ll order a shot, but hold the whisky.

Groan.

Extremely poor taste even after 159 years.

Tacky. Murder is not funny.

The Lincoln Diner in Gettysburg has the best french toast on the east coast. Didn’t mean to rhyme at this time…

I don’t know if Grimmy and Ralph can afford the Lincoln Diner. Don’t they have 5-star rated garbage?

Cue the Rim Shot Monkeys.

Don’t waste a rim shot on this one.

Do they need to call the Lincoln Lawyer?

There’s a Lincoln Diner in Gettysburg. Or at least there was for many years; I haven’t been out that way in a dog’s age. Great place to grab a slice of pie after a day of battlefield touring.

Rated #1 with a bullet.