The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for December 20, 2024

Holy ***t. (night, of course)

when you go deaf, Leroy

Right after “Hark, the Herald Angels (??) Sing”!

“For God’s Sake! How can I be a Merry Gentleman if you don’t give me a Rest?!”

Leroy…..can’t go to another part of the house…out of the range of Loretta’s squawking? (Guess that WOULD be problematic)

Can’t you at least put a Christmas tree in a Christmas cartoon.

Come on Leroy. She looks like she’s never been happier. Can’t you humor her a bit?

Loretta’s in the Christmas spirit but can she carry a tune? She might sound like Yoko Ono when she sings.

No more eggnog for her.

One finger on the keyboard? Might as well be a capella!

Looks like singing is one of the few things that makes Loretta happy.

This might be a good time to go get some holiday cheer, at a bar.

shove an apple in there and she can be the Christmas Ham

Unfotunately, Loretta can’t sing. Unlike Jean Stapleton (Edith Bunker).

When you take a long walk.

It starts when the egg nog wears off