Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 22, 2024

There will be wide spread light through the day followed by darkness over night.

It’s like the hanging string of Skye. If it’s wet, it’s raining, If it’s moving, it’s windy. If it’s gone, then it’s an earthquake!

Never try to BS a BS expert like the Fink.

No matter what weather meteorologist states about the weather, it’s always wrong; and they still get a pay check.

Wiz is batting a thousand without batting an eyelash.

What about the hygrometer?

Sounds like he’s describing conditions for a tornado.

It’s known as the ‘waffle’ report.

Now I want to hear from the Hippy Dippy Weatherman.

Ah, the front types are “warm”, “cold”, “occluded”, and “stationary”. “High” and “low” aren’t on the list. When meteorologists talk about highs and lows in association with fronts, it’s where the air pressure is highest or lowest. Those control the fronts and move along the jet stream.

he could have at least used proper terminology. It is not a high front or a low front.

50% chance of rain means they’re guessing.

This report the King could do for himself.

Well they do say meteorology is an inexact science,

Where’s the Sharpie?

The Car Talk weatherman: Luke Outavindo.