I thought that most Latinos are Catholic, and Cruz would be well aware of how things are in a Roman Catholic church. I wouldn’t know about the rules of the confessional, as I’m Protestant.
I hated going to confession. I was pretty well behaved, but I still had to think of every bad thing I did all week. So glad I’m not forced to go to church ever again.
True story. My friend’s priest asked me if I wanted to say confession. I was about 7 or 8. I said that I didn’t have to because my dad is an Anglican priest. He left me alone after that, lol.
Get in line in that processional, Step into that small confessional, There the guy who’s got religion’ll tell you if your sin’s original. If it is, try playin’ it safer, Drink the wine and chew the wafer, Two, four, six, eight, Time to transsubstantiate!
momofalex7 about 1 month ago
He must not have gone to confession before.
Rhetorical_Question about 1 month ago
Not a member of the church?
mysterysciencefreezer about 1 month ago
Can we please wrap up “CRUZ IZ DUM” week?
OldsVistaCruiser about 1 month ago
I thought that most Latinos are Catholic, and Cruz would be well aware of how things are in a Roman Catholic church. I wouldn’t know about the rules of the confessional, as I’m Protestant.
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Patter with the Padre.
annqueue about 1 month ago
He’s gonna eat all those empanadas before the party.
ladykat about 1 month ago
LOL!
davidlwashburn about 1 month ago
I wouldn’t have recognized it either. I never saw the inside of a Catholic church until I was almost 30.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
While you’re in there, you probably have a few things to confess.
locake about 1 month ago
I hated going to confession. I was pretty well behaved, but I still had to think of every bad thing I did all week. So glad I’m not forced to go to church ever again.
JPuzzleWhiz about 1 month ago
Cruz…don’t talk with your mouth full…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
I confess I am not a Catholic.
True story. My friend’s priest asked me if I wanted to say confession. I was about 7 or 8. I said that I didn’t have to because my dad is an Anglican priest. He left me alone after that, lol.
rbullfogg about 1 month ago
Dude! That’s respectful.
delennwen about 1 month ago
Get in line in that processional, Step into that small confessional, There the guy who’s got religion’ll tell you if your sin’s original. If it is, try playin’ it safer, Drink the wine and chew the wafer, Two, four, six, eight, Time to transsubstantiate!
youtube. com /watch?v=3f72CTDe4-0
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Hilarious…a break room!!!
eb110americana about 1 month ago
That explains the Cheetos dust on the rosary beads.
olds_cool63 about 1 month ago
Stop getting crumbs all over the place, Cruz! You, know…like they do in EVERY OTHER COMIC STRIP.