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I thought that most Latinos are Catholic, and Cruz would be well aware of how things are in a Roman Catholic church. I wouldn’t know about the rules of the confessional, as I’m Protestant.
I hated going to confession. I was pretty well behaved, but I still had to think of every bad thing I did all week. So glad I’m not forced to go to church ever again.
True story. My friend’s priest asked me if I wanted to say confession. I was about 7 or 8. I said that I didn’t have to because my dad is an Anglican priest. He left me alone after that, lol.
Get in line in that processional, Step into that small confessional, There the guy who’s got religion’ll tell you if your sin’s original. If it is, try playin’ it safer, Drink the wine and chew the wafer, Two, four, six, eight, Time to transsubstantiate!
momofalex7 2 months ago
He must not have gone to confession before.
Rhetorical_Question 2 months ago
Not a member of the church?
mysterysciencefreezer 2 months ago
Can we please wrap up “CRUZ IZ DUM” week?
OldsVistaCruiser 2 months ago
I thought that most Latinos are Catholic, and Cruz would be well aware of how things are in a Roman Catholic church. I wouldn’t know about the rules of the confessional, as I’m Protestant.
goboboyd 2 months ago
Patter with the Padre.
annqueue 2 months ago
He’s gonna eat all those empanadas before the party.
ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago
LOL!
davidlwashburn 2 months ago
I wouldn’t have recognized it either. I never saw the inside of a Catholic church until I was almost 30.
DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago
While you’re in there, you probably have a few things to confess.
locake 2 months ago
I hated going to confession. I was pretty well behaved, but I still had to think of every bad thing I did all week. So glad I’m not forced to go to church ever again.
JPuzzleWhiz 2 months ago
Cruz…don’t talk with your mouth full…
Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago
I confess I am not a Catholic.
True story. My friend’s priest asked me if I wanted to say confession. I was about 7 or 8. I said that I didn’t have to because my dad is an Anglican priest. He left me alone after that, lol.
rbullfogg 2 months ago
Dude! That’s respectful.
delennwen 2 months ago
Get in line in that processional, Step into that small confessional, There the guy who’s got religion’ll tell you if your sin’s original. If it is, try playin’ it safer, Drink the wine and chew the wafer, Two, four, six, eight, Time to transsubstantiate!
youtube. com /watch?v=3f72CTDe4-0
MuddyUSA Premium Member 2 months ago
Hilarious…a break room!!!
eb110americana 2 months ago
That explains the Cheetos dust on the rosary beads.
olds_cool63 2 months ago
Stop getting crumbs all over the place, Cruz! You, know…like they do in EVERY OTHER COMIC STRIP.