Krampus wasn’t responsible for coal delivery. His job was to carry off bad children and beat them with a willow switch. Originally, when the stories of Santa still just shamanic legends, the evil entity now called Krampus, was a demon who accompanied Santa on his rounds, and could be appeased by an “offering” from the children. This became the tradition of leaving milk and cookies out for Santa.
Now is the time to invest in future good behavior with your kids. Asuming you have told them about Krampus, on the 24th after they are asleep sneak in and stuff them in a burlap sack. Pull them out oif bed and let them hit the floor. Drag them down stairs if you have them. Growl and clank chains. Kick em. Drag them outside and then, in a disguised voice, say you are going off to get more naughty kids. Tie the top of the sack with a loose granny knot. Then hot foot it inside and get in bed and act like you are asleep. The kids will come bursting in shouting about having almost been taken by Krampus. Reassure them and say that they must not have been bad enough to take to his cave immediately. Et Voila, years of well behaved kids!
seanfear 1 day ago
he’ll remember that next Halloween, Kate.
mccollunsky 1 day ago
Santa’s not going to like that, Katy.
snsurone76 1 day ago
What happened to Katy’s “Jingle Cookies” from yesterday??
snsurone76 1 day ago
Santa is sure to appreciate those cookies—that is, if Adam doesn’t get to them first.
diazch408 1 day ago
Katy, Krampus Cookies? That’s naughty!
C 1 day ago
She’s often krampy
WhatsTheJoke 1 day ago
Must be for dunking, otherwise they’re too crunchy.
KA7DRE Premium Member about 24 hours ago
They’ll just give you awful stomach cramps, hence the name.
h.v.greenman about 22 hours ago
Krampus wasn’t responsible for coal delivery. His job was to carry off bad children and beat them with a willow switch. Originally, when the stories of Santa still just shamanic legends, the evil entity now called Krampus, was a demon who accompanied Santa on his rounds, and could be appeased by an “offering” from the children. This became the tradition of leaving milk and cookies out for Santa.
nosirrom about 21 hours ago
Those Krampus cookies will certainly enhance the afterburner show.
Darth Stevious about 20 hours ago
Evil still pokes through…
baskate_2000 about 20 hours ago
Appropriate.
Carl Premium Member about 18 hours ago
The first pan of the cookies that just doesn’t quite make it out right and each pan where you forgot to set the timer.
ladykat about 18 hours ago
Really, Katy?
assrdood about 17 hours ago
If it ain’t chocolate chip, I pass.
cuzinron47 about 16 hours ago
I hope when she says tree cookies she means they are in the shape of trees,
tuliplover about 15 hours ago
Hershey Kisses cookies? Not in my house. I use that recipe, but substitute miniature peanut butter cups for the kisses.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Now is the time to invest in future good behavior with your kids. Asuming you have told them about Krampus, on the 24th after they are asleep sneak in and stuff them in a burlap sack. Pull them out oif bed and let them hit the floor. Drag them down stairs if you have them. Growl and clank chains. Kick em. Drag them outside and then, in a disguised voice, say you are going off to get more naughty kids. Tie the top of the sack with a loose granny knot. Then hot foot it inside and get in bed and act like you are asleep. The kids will come bursting in shouting about having almost been taken by Krampus. Reassure them and say that they must not have been bad enough to take to his cave immediately. Et Voila, years of well behaved kids!
eb110americana about 13 hours ago
Coal cookies would be fun. Dipped in dark chocolate with black sugar sprinkles over the top could work.
John Lamb Premium Member about 12 hours ago
Krampus cookies, I suppose that those were the ones that Katie burned. Coal indeed.
Cactus-Pete about 3 hours ago
Krampus has nothing to do with coal, it’s Santa who uses that.