Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2024

Five dollars, that’s a lot of dough.

Farm fresh. They were bred by Ginger.

I’m having trouble with my eyes. I see boobies not genies.

Do they come with wishes?

For a moment l thought he said ‘Danger Bread Man’.

Dr. Bellows would like a dozen of those.

Made with a dash of Bacardi, making them djinn rummies.

I dream of Jeannie above the gingerbread men and the one she’s holding.

The shape is the eye of the beholder. To me they look like big armless mamas…

those are something he djinned up in his spare time…

Ouch, that hurts my brain.

Love that he knows that djinn was the original Arabic word for Genie.