Herman by Jim Unger for December 16, 2024

Eggsexactly

When my mother was a child, she visited relatives who had farms. She said chickens get really mad when you take their eggs.

There was a similar episode in THE FAR SIDE.

For breakfast, the chicken makes a donation. The pig makes a sacrifice.

The chicken came after the egg?

Yep. So what. We like eggs. Bacon,too; say goodby to Porky right away.

She’s gonna get hen-pecked.

Only if there’s a rooster.

Chicken wings are mighty tasty, too

Uneggspected, therefore, funny shaming!

Woody Allen is jealous

In Texas and Florida the eating of eggs has been outlawed as it is considered a form of abortion.

OMG Unger’s art is the epitome of humor, so beautifully brutal, lol. Even a chicken,……..LOL.

Hilarious!!!

You’re next if you don’t shut up and keep the eggs coming.

LMAO

“Watch it or you’re Christmas dinner!”