La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 19, 2024

Yeah, you do seem stupid enough.

Any idiot would work for Wannabe Dictator Chump.

Oh, great. Dorks with guns. What could possibly go wrong?!

we’e screwed

Perhaps they will get their dumb pompises deported by Agent Orange, whom they adore and worship. Watch out guys, you just might be considered “Untermenschen”.

Ah, yes, the master plan: Fire 21 million Americans, deport 5 million low-wage workers, and slap 20% tariffs on imports – all in one brilliant stroke. Truly, a surefire recipe for economic prosperity.

But hey, why bother understanding basic economics when you can just call education “indoctrination” and skip the thinking part altogether? maga doesn’t think, it emotes.

Conservative icon George F. Will had the best line of 2016: “Anybody who would agree to become Trump’s running mate would be unqualified because he would think Trump was qualified. And that was before Trump revealed himself to be a traitor!

There are still some courts and judges who believe we should enforce our laws in a humane and consistent fashion. The military should not be used against civilians. Immigrants are not an armed invasion force anymore than those folks on the next block.

Won’t work. These guys are obviously smarter than people like Matt Gaetz, Kristi Noem, and Linda McMahon, which means they’d be overqualified.

I wonder who’ll be in charge of the Committee to Prosecute Employers of Undocumented Workers. The employers will be held responsible, too…right?

I loved your toon in the political section.

Are you guys sure you don’t want to enlist in the Gravy Seals?

You could join Meal Team Six…