Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 18, 2024

She called you handsome, you negative ninny. Accept a rare compliment!

As they said in Jurassic Park, life finds a way…

…oh.

I suppose she’s taking his advice. She’s buying herself a drink and enjoying it while he unloads, only she’s now on the other side of town.

I admire your honesty.

brutal

These days, they’re all looking for free drinks and sugar daddies….

maybe you need a hat like booberry

Sounds like my life, except I have a way to carry the cash I do not have…

This is a rerun from the time of Covid. (2021)

She ghosted him.

She just wanted a little ectoplasm.

Little ghost, little ghost

One I’m scared of the most

Can you scare me up a little bit of love?

I’m the only one that sees you

And I can’t do much to please you

And it’s not yet time to meet the Lord above

The first moment that I met her

I did not expect a spectre

When I shook her hand, I really shook a glove

She looked into me so sweetly

And we left the room discreetly

No one else could know the secret of our love

The White Strips – Little Ghost

Bad response by you ghostboy……

That sucks.

Poor Owen is so stuck in his head that he can’t even recognize a compliment.

Not as desirable as one would think, it seems.