Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for December 13, 2024

“…sashaying upsets my stomach” ??

A fate worse than death.

A Complete-the-Punchline Contest?

I’m not sure I do know how much.

Yeah! It doesn’t even end with a period; what gives?

“….torn, sexy shirts on the catwalk, on the catwalk upset my stomach.”

He’ll sure bind up with all the knee high leather boots and wiring in all those huge dresses……not to mention the roughage from the concrete….oy

the spiked heels rip up my colon?

I value the sanctity of human life?

…ozempic is in one of those things.

There was a very popular book years ago titled "Fashion Is Spinach”

….tulle takes a toll on me.

… those skinny women make me feel like I ate a pile of sticks.

It’s Friday the 13th. We lost the ending………..

… Ozempic is in one of those things.

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