Bliss by Harry Bliss for December 26, 2024

Well, back to R & D!!!!

Were they manufactured by “Spirit” airlines?

Gnaturally.

What is he trying to say…sharks??

Daedalus?

That’s cuz you’re not supposed to be up here.

That’s why fallen angels are scary, they’re really pi$$ed.

At least you have looked at clouds from both sides now…..

Yeah, the elite like Michael and Gabriel get the good wings, and we are stuck with this crap.

Reminds me of my favorite Santa movie, A Wish For Wings That Work by Berkeley Breathed.

In heaven, complaining will get you nowhere. Well, nowhere you want to be!

an’ that’s why you should always tie on a bungie cord for backup… (backup… ha! get it??)

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz it looks like you left an impact crater three feet deep!”

When I was a kid I remember hearing a hymn of sorts on the radio about the afterlife for sanctimonious hypocrites. The refrain went something like, “Rusty old halo, dirty old cloud, robe so wooly it scratches.”

Did he keep going due to a language infraction?

bet he can’t swim, either… ☺