Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 25, 2009

We ‘know’ what you mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge..

Some of us do (sniff, sniff).

No? Then how are you supposed to keep the bathroom graffiti in straight lines?

Be imressive, take a yardstick.

Use a metal ruler, it’s more attractive.

Just drop a $50 dollar bill in the urinal. That’s definitely worth retrieving, and you can just pick up the magent while you there…

Borrow your coworkers cell phone and ‘accidently’ drop it in. While you’re fishing it out you can rescue Hello Kitty.

This bathroom has only one urinal?

Jeez. Kick it out with your foot or use a paper towel as a barrier between your hand and the offending peed-on magnetic feline. Plenty of soap and water afterward…

I had no idea that such drama took place in the men’s room.

The janitors are not doing their job.

nice to start off the summer with a “soon-to-be-classic” FA, a short trip down men’s screwed up sexuality, together with an off the wall comic icon, mix with a touch of scatology and wallah..

Which guy brought the Hello Kitty magnet into the Men’s room in the first place?

No offense to Teresa but you can tell a woman wrote this. I don’t think any guy would a) mind pissing all over anything found in the urinal and b) would worry about fishing anything out if it needed it.

Funny, Dypak, but I see what looks to be other men agreeing with Teresa.

Dypak obviously has Grape Nuts or eats a lot of them. What have you fished out of the urinal lately? Did you go fishing before or after you relieved yourself?

Goodbye Kitty.

This is one of my all-time favorites

Stage fright is common, thinking you don’t measure up.