Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 18, 2024

Oops. Forgot to bring the ladies along…

Diet Smith gives his workers time off during the long Lunar Night to cavort with the Moon Maidens in Moon Valley.

They’ll have a great time mooning each other.

Or you could just moon Earth from the moon…

This cartoon could use some Wally Wood space suits!

Outer space? I’m outta here!

It took me a long time to process the fact that no one raised an eyebrow when James T. Kirk flirted with green skinned alien women, but that folks lost their minds when he kissed the wrong human female.

It’s a marvelous night for a moon base…

The ladies will come after they’re all done building the moon base….accommodations are underway….how else will they join the mile high club.

Zero Gee!

(Ben Bova, circa 1972)

fusilier, SMOF, jg. (ret)

James 2:24

It’s like “Amazon Women On The Moon,” only different!

Does everybody get a participation trophy?

We don’ need no steengkeen ladies !

There’s room here for a line about “Bad Moon Rising” but I’m not going there.

“WHOA BABY! ANYONE ELSE EVER FARTED IN THEIR SPACE SUIT??? I don’t recommend it….”