F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 27, 2024

it had become indeed like this in my house

Subversives are always quiet.

The lady: “OK, you got me, we’re building a bomb in the basement.”

Well, through my binoculars, I’ve been noticing your shades have been drawn in the middle of the day. That looks suspicious to me.

HOA chief.

Shhhh!

You can’t please some people…

If your neighbors ever get too quiet, toss an empty condom wrapper in the backseat of their car; and wait and watch for hilarity ensue…..

The suspiciousness is just like her parents were when she was a kid.

OMGThis is my next door neighbor. Always watching, listening, and even in my yard to see what work I had done as she’s suspicious of everything we do.

Just smile and close the door on him.

loud music at night and nothing during the day?

The weed they’re growing in the spare bedroom doesn’t like the noise.

He does not look like George Wilson.

Don’t go down into her cellar!