Close to Home by John McPherson for December 27, 2024

Worse, they’re older than us, but they look better than us!

Good luck topping that…

David Letterman once did a Top Ten List of least desirable Christmas gifts. One of them was the 60 Minutes Swimsuit Calendar.

Yep… that one would hit five on the ol’ Grossometer!

There’s Dweeb!

Watch ‘his’ step, Bleeb!

No, what’s gross is that next year they did their own swimsuit edition.

I dunno. Ms. Semley’s looking pretty hot!

Scary Christmas to all.

who reads them anyway.

Bleeb looks more and more like a warm piece of toast.

Next year, they’ll send a much more graphic Xmas letter.

“OOOH! lemme see!” [drooling…]

at least we know the Shemley’s are Americans and not European otherwise Mr. Sehemley would be in a Speedo

I hate those family letters! Once a year tell- all! Never hear from them other wise….

The Shemely duo would be classier in a Henley outfit or tossing themselves into an O’Neill waterski outfit for their self-promotions … like those Minnesota Vikings, hey!

( Russell Henley does choose nice outfits.)

No doubt from the visit to the Bahamas.

Ha! TMI !

Bleeb wants to know who they used for their stand-ins. He’s heard they dress this way at Tupperware Parties too! burp. :)

Which revealed a lot about them.

Actually had this happen in real life. Some acquaintances of ours sent a card with them in bathing suits in various poses by a hot tub. Not very Christ-massy.

Bleeb’s like ‘I want nuthin to do wit that!’

My calendars every year are old…. cars. Trucks too. I believe a calendar with old people does not belong anywhere in my house.

Trying to unsee…..

I was hoping to find Bleeb in the tree, pretending to be an ornament.

At least they weren’t at a nudist colony.

If you’ve got it, flaunt it