B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 24, 2024

Beautiful……last minute pardon.

Turkeys got puppy eyes?!?

Let’s celebrate and kill something!!!

The sad puppy eyes work well most of the time.

Chickened out……..again!!!!!

The bag of turkey I bought yesterday for our Christmas dinner has bumps where the legs are and smaller bumps where the wings are but no bumps where a head should be. I’m good to go, no worries about the big sad eyes.

To quote Doc Severinsen “Anything that ugly deserves to die!”

Merry Christmas and best wishes for the New Year to all.

Personally I think saltines or triscuits with a little jack cheese and chutney sounds VERY Christmassy.

Those google eyes are pretty potent.

Who’s the most important bird this country ever knew?

Do you know what turkey I have reference to?

Well, it isn’t Mr. Pig, and it isn’t Mr. Cow.

I’ve got a hunch that to that bunch I’m going to introduce:

(Again you’re wrong and to this throng I’m going to Introduce:)

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Barney Google bet his horse would win the prize.

When the horses ran that day, Spark Plug ran the other way.

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

No turkey-lurkey for Christmas for you!

Funny and happy ending!!

My Dad worked on a turkey farm as a teenager. One day a local rabbi came to buy a bird. Stan, the owner, put a turkey on the scale. It deposited some droppings, so the rabbi brushed them off. Stan promptly returned them to the scale, saying, “It was there when you bought it, it’s there when you pay!”.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all!

Cavemen got empathy!

i quit eating meat decades ago…never met an animal i didn’t like, or who didn’t like me…on two occasions i have had wild skunks walk up to me and let me pet them, one was a mom with 3 kits

This was long before the invention of the butcher store, and later the supermarket.

Perfectly wonderful…Merry Christmas Eve …

He making eyes like me.

And one turkey is pardoned, I couldn’t do it with those big eyes