I just finished my coffee, time for another one and I think a little Kahlua to start my Christmas Eve day in the right direction. Btw, I want a bike Santa, in red, straight handle bars, single gear, yup a Fixie.
Reminds me of the joke/meme I’ve seen: Me: I want a dragon for Christmas. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend. Santa: What color dragon do you want?
seanfear about 1 month ago
Amen.
Freebyrd1 about 1 month ago
Rainbow coloured. Or like in the film ‘The wizard of oz’, a horse of a different colour.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 month ago
The wish of so many parents.
kendavis09 about 1 month ago
The magic of the mind
Is a gift from the Heavens
If you’ve ever seen children at play
Kindness is king in a world of enchantment
Where doubts and old fears float away
It’s stronger than imagination
With windows of reality
There can even be unicorns
If they let you touch them
They’re more than a mere fantasy
Doug K about 1 month ago
Also Note: You have to be on the Nice List.
Aimless Melissa about 1 month ago
Aunty deserves her unicorn, Santa!
CorkLock about 1 month ago
MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE all. Don’t ever do it or you might not live to enjoy CHRISTMAS DAY.
assrdood about 1 month ago
I would settle for just the coffee!
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Impossible dream…..throw away the cell phone!!!!
monya_43 about 1 month ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wow, Aunty has gone off the deep end, now she’s believing that Santa Clause is real and can produce magic.
coffeemom88 about 1 month ago
Can I drink coffee AND have a unicorn? I’ve been really good!
ladykat Premium Member about 1 month ago
Rainbow. I’d like a rainbow unicorn.
crazeekatlady about 1 month ago
I’d like a Kittycorn! An Itty Bitty Kitty Corn. (book title)
Holden Awn about 1 month ago
Or maybe just a unicorn horn; battery operated, please.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Your coffee hot and to recycle your coffee in peace.
kennnyp about 1 month ago
happy almost…. ( hey… isn’t that the …‘’two lane or four lane highway to hawaii’‘… sayin’….)
Smeagol about 1 month ago
I just finished my coffee, time for another one and I think a little Kahlua to start my Christmas Eve day in the right direction. Btw, I want a bike Santa, in red, straight handle bars, single gear, yup a Fixie.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat about 1 month ago
I’d like my unicorn bloody red for my rare unicorn chowder.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 month ago
I want my Christmas martini in a chilled beer mug. And two olives.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
That’s why bathrooms have DOORS!
dogday Premium Member about 1 month ago
Aunty, if you can do all that in five minutes, more power to ya!
Nobody_Important about 1 month ago
Reminds me of the joke/meme I’ve seen: Me: I want a dragon for Christmas. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend. Santa: What color dragon do you want?