Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 30, 2024

BTDT.

I know that feeling!

Everybody phoned in sick in 2020, so I retired.

More likely from lifting crates of wine.

There’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t see coming into work today.

Aunty, you are the entire freaking department, that’s why they are having a going out of business sale.

…..must be the boss!

Ain’t that the truth!

I once called in sick from a nice seawall motel in Galveston. I worked in Fort Worth.

Am sure they don’t mind, they are usually more productive when you’re absent.

Went home sick Friday morning. Lost 3 days pay and the attendance bonus, expensive weekend.

That’s probably because of w… people getting jobs where better qualified people should have been hired. Many companies are dumping those practices is a good thing.