Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 17, 2025

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    Yakety Sax  about 13 hours ago

    Doggo Was Right: That Storm Was Bad News

    One night, there was a bad thunderstorm, the sort with howling winds. My dog was whining at me, so I crawled out of bed to comfort her; she likes me more than my husband. My husband was still in bed, grumbling about my getting up.

    As I cuddled with the dog in the living room to try to get her to calm down, there was a large crash. My husband screamed. I ran back to the bedroom and saw that a tree had fallen over into the bedroom and pretty much smashed the bed. It had knocked my husband out of bed, and he had a broken arm, but the way it had fallen would have killed me had I been in my usual space.

    He was screaming partly because of his broken arm, but partly because he didn’t remember me crawling out of bed and thought I was trapped under the trunk.

    That was a very expensive mess to repair, but I always refer to it as the night that my dog saved my life — albeit accidentally.

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    Yakety Sax  about 13 hours ago

    Bad News Flies Around

    (I am working at an ice cream and burger restaurant. I notice a dead fly in the strawberry ice cream. I discretely pull my manager aside.)

    Me: quietly “There’s a dead fly in the strawberry ice cream. What should I do?”

    Coworker: shouting “HEY! THERE’S A DEAD FLY IN THE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM!”

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 12 hours ago

    That’s why I watch NHK-World news. It’s not sensationalized.

    The local news covered a police chase live, no other news on. They are chase-happy out here. There was even a service that paged members when a chase was found.

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    Julius Marold Premium Member about 12 hours ago

    Or maybe “The Daily Fake News”…

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    Sleuth  about 9 hours ago

    Newsworthy is something that is unusual or rare.

    When good things become rare enough to be considered newsworthy, that is the time to get worried.

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    nosirrom  about 9 hours ago

    The “bad” is tacit.

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    walstib Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    Funny wedding picture – Walt looks like Elvis.

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    dflak  about 8 hours ago

    If it bleeds, it leads.

    Journalism has had its ups and downs over the centuries, but it seems to be at an all-time low at the moment.

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    ddl297  about 7 hours ago

    “Evil” is not winning, just because that’s all you hear about. That’s all they report, but not all there is! (go ahead, correct my grammar, don’t care)

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    kaycstamper  about 7 hours ago

    Been that way for a long time…bad and fake!

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    ladykat  about 5 hours ago

    Probably.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    Aunty, it’s not the news that is bad, it is humans that are bad, after all they are the subject of the news.

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    el_eye  about 4 hours ago

    That’s a great picture on the wall of Aunty carrying her husband. haha

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    SofaKing Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    If you try to watch TV with rabbit ears you won’t see anything.

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    cuzinron47  about 3 hours ago

    They don’t want to be too obvious.

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    EMGULS79  about 2 hours ago

    Nothing new. Anne Murray did a song about it way back in 1983! “A Little Good News.”

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    Smeagol  about 2 hours ago

    The only news I want are Huey Lewis and the News.

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    lawguy05  42 minutes ago

    That’s what it’s been for the last FOUR years.

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    rockyridge1977  41 minutes ago

    Yep…….that is what makes money!!!!

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