Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 25, 2025

My thighs are intimately acquainted with each other. Less so now, as I lost 25 lbs.

There once was a detective story written when women commonly wore dresses in public: The officer suspected that a wanted criminal was disguised as a woman. Rather than confront the person directly and make a dangerous scene, he ‘accidentally’ dropped something in her/his lap.

He cleverly figured that a man used to wearing pants would bring his legs together to catch something … while a woman would spread her legs apart to catch it within her stretched-out skirt. The person in question instinctively brought his legs together, and the officer ‘had his man’.

Oh, brother. That story was written a long time ago. When I was a kid, it made sense to me — today the applied logic seems rather doubtful, when women so very often wear slacks.

TMI! TMI!

I don’t use my phone in the toilet. I find it a very useful tool but I know when to put it down.

oh i bet you have a thigh gap some evenings

…..really too much information!!!!

Aunty, tell us if the rumor is true, did the inspiration for the Stop Drop car seat gap filler come from your fat butt and thighs??

As a guy, I have a similar appliance.

Now that’s something to be proud of, being fat.

Gap or no gap do you know that strong legs especially the quads make a much stronger you as you get older? If you’re over 55 and you can put on your underwear and pants standing up is a good indicator of this.