There once was a detective story written when women commonly wore dresses in public: The officer suspected that a wanted criminal was disguised as a woman. Rather than confront the person directly and make a dangerous scene, he ‘accidentally’ dropped something in her/his lap.
He cleverly figured that a man used to wearing pants would bring his legs together to catch something … while a woman would spread her legs apart to catch it within her stretched-out skirt. The person in question instinctively brought his legs together, and the officer ‘had his man’.
Oh, brother. That story was written a long time ago. When I was a kid, it made sense to me — today the applied logic seems rather doubtful, when women so very often wear slacks.
Gap or no gap do you know that strong legs especially the quads make a much stronger you as you get older? If you’re over 55 and you can put on your underwear and pants standing up is a good indicator of this.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 2 days ago
My thighs are intimately acquainted with each other. Less so now, as I lost 25 lbs.
PraiseofFolly 2 days ago
There once was a detective story written when women commonly wore dresses in public: The officer suspected that a wanted criminal was disguised as a woman. Rather than confront the person directly and make a dangerous scene, he ‘accidentally’ dropped something in her/his lap.
He cleverly figured that a man used to wearing pants would bring his legs together to catch something … while a woman would spread her legs apart to catch it within her stretched-out skirt. The person in question instinctively brought his legs together, and the officer ‘had his man’.
Oh, brother. That story was written a long time ago. When I was a kid, it made sense to me — today the applied logic seems rather doubtful, when women so very often wear slacks.
blunebottle 2 days ago
TMI! TMI!
dflak 2 days ago
I don’t use my phone in the toilet. I find it a very useful tool but I know when to put it down.
oakie9531 1 day ago
oh i bet you have a thigh gap some evenings
rockyridge1977 1 day ago
…..really too much information!!!!
Daltongang Premium Member 1 day ago
Aunty, tell us if the rumor is true, did the inspiration for the Stop Drop car seat gap filler come from your fat butt and thighs??
assrdood 1 day ago
As a guy, I have a similar appliance.
cuzinron47 1 day ago
Now that’s something to be proud of, being fat.
Smeagol 1 day ago
Gap or no gap do you know that strong legs especially the quads make a much stronger you as you get older? If you’re over 55 and you can put on your underwear and pants standing up is a good indicator of this.