Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 23, 2024

Keyser Soze he ain’t.

More BOLD dialog that doesn’t quite make sense. You should have taken that ESL class years ago when you had the chance, Henry.

Chapter 8: Full Moon Rising.

HB’s ignorance apparently is not limited to sports. Only counties have sheriff’s departments; cities have police departments. And arrestees are taken to jail/detention center for booking(don’t ask me how I know); not HQ. Pitiful.

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Pink floyd lawyers preparing cease and desist docs right now.

Another ‘Chapter’, leaving the prior ‘Chapter’ unresolved again. Wowsa. And, Marty had been on the wagon for 1 year and 2 days??? Then why did he have a 2-year coin back on 12/5/22 ?!? No continuity at all!

The post Midnight Special. Bad Moon Rising.

Is the Milford Sheriff’s Department in the middle of the woods??

So what’s the charge? Drunk and disorderly? Was he taking a p!ss in public? He sure wasn’t driving

Welcome to the Moondog coronation ball.

I guess we missed the Valley Tech game (?) Did we finish fifth in the conference again?

The booking officer must have suffered excruciating pain when his torturers yanked off his fingernails.

did barney fife get to pat marty down ?

theres a song on dark side about the lunatic on the path that describes the writing and art work

marty you should have never went to the bar you should have went to the bowling alley you could have hooked up with dawns freind cathy

Chapter 11: Bankruptcy.

I can’t wait for the special guest appearance of Pink Floyd! Maybe it will be Peanut who brings Gilmore and Waters back together, who knows.

Looks like a winter Moon. Sorry Jami.

Why is the dialogue box giving us the sheriff’s line in P1?

I can tell by P3 that Marty’s biggest shame is in disappointing Santa. And speaking of disappointing, what would truly be disappointing is you missing today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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Henry….when you do your tribute strip on CHRISTMAS DAY….it is OK to say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays.

Since Henry neglected to acknowledge today’s holiday, let me be first to say Happy Festivus to all my fellow snarkers. While it’s easy to understand that the airing of grievances has become a mind-numbing daily ritual here that could be taken for granted here in the snark-o-sphere, let us never forget the sacred significance of this day.