Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for December 18, 2024

“Canned” laughter.

Imagine if that “lady” in the Monty Python sketch did not like bacon.

Not really. Why do you think your name was used?

Monty Python destroyed any respect I had for Spam

Minnesota, you have a Houston problem.

I have to check my Spam folder twice a day. I still have not found an email from Yaffle.

Free range spam tastes better than the ones raised in pens.

My father would not touch it—after serving in the Navy during WW II, that was the type of ‘meat’ they got aboard ship - he would eat meatloaf but any ground ham, turkey, chicken or pork-he would turn up his nose and leave the table.

move to hawaii, you are adored there

Again, I like Spam with a slice of Amer. cheese and LOTS of Mayo.

Where can I get that box of Kleenex?

he really shouldn’t keep it all canned up inside…

It’s not all that horrible; you have Vikings singing about you!