Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 31, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 days ago

    I am doing a little conversation with Chevy on their hidden hitch. My car requires a external transmission filter change NOT before 7500 miles. It is covered free replacement between 7500 miles to 8000 miles. After that it is on me and the transmission warranty is void if the transmission goes out? Waiting to hear back from them

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    blunebottle  5 days ago

    I’m old school. I still navigate by map and by sight.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 days ago

    Smart cars, like smart phones contain a lot of your personal information. Remember to have an IT professional wipe it clean before you sell or dispose of it.

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    jango  5 days ago

    True story. We were on our way on a trip in upstate NY and we’re going around a large lake when GPS told us to make the next-right. We ended up on a dock and immediately thought GPS was in error. Man at end of dock came up to us and saw our bewildered look and said, “I guess you’re following gps?” Informed us that we were now first in line to get on the ferry that crossed the lake.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 days ago

    Okay, I fail to see the humor in today’s offering. It’s a JEEP. JEEPS are always broken. They have one of the worst reliability records of all passenger vehicles. Now if it had been a Lexus, that would have been a different and funny story.

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    noahson99  5 days ago

    More like JEEP B.S.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  5 days ago

    It has “just enough engine power.”

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    Waittilnxyr  5 days ago

    Dan has the best artwork.

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    amxchester  5 days ago

    I hope Miss Sunshine starts checking in.

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    Zebrastripes  5 days ago

    Doesn’t it just figure??

    HAPPY NEW YEAR, DAN

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    gopher gofer  5 days ago

    jeepers creepers…

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