According to Ambrose Bierce’s “Devil’s Dictionary”, a piano is “A parlor utensil for subduing the impertinent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience”.
The recording they play overhead at my hospitals whenever a baby is born is much more endurable. I sing along with my own lyrics: “Bless this child, bless this child, Bless this child with a good life; Keep it safe and keep it warm; May its every dream come true.”
mikenjanet 5 days ago
Normally that is a very soothing melody, however, with Dear’s skills or shall I say lack of skills, I doubt his version is very soothing. Sorry, Fred.
ronaldspence 5 days ago
Maybe you will get lucky an he will play the “Minute Waltz” Fred!
BigDaveGlass 5 days ago
I take it he doesn’t play by ear.
Or tune the piano very often.
Or like me, can’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Botulism Bob 5 days ago
He’s the Guitar Bob of piano players. I’m sure Fred agrees.
Dobber Premium Member 4 days ago
Mr. Dear certainly is enthusiastic about his art!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 4 days ago
Dear looks oblivious to Fred’s discomfort!
juicebruce 4 days ago
Fred we all must take the Good … With the Bad ;-)
Sir Isaac 4 days ago
Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep little doggie.
SusieB 4 days ago
He’s playing the rock and roll version
ladykat 4 days ago
My guess is that he is playing with more enthusiasm than skill.
GSD Mom Premium Member 4 days ago
“Belting out” and “lullaby” – two ideas that should be mutually exclusive.
stringer831 4 days ago
According to Ambrose Bierce’s “Devil’s Dictionary”, a piano is “A parlor utensil for subduing the impertinent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience”.
darcyandsimon 4 days ago
He loves music. I love him!
heathcliff2 4 days ago
Easy, Fred. Merely his barking moment.
gcarlson 4 days ago
The recording they play overhead at my hospitals whenever a baby is born is much more endurable. I sing along with my own lyrics: “Bless this child, bless this child, Bless this child with a good life; Keep it safe and keep it warm; May its every dream come true.”
joannesshadow 4 days ago
Howl along Fred. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!!
BWR 4 days ago
It’s Brahms. Brahms 3rd racket