Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 30, 2024

Oh! Let him sing! It should be fun to hear it… in Scottish!

HAPPY HOGMANAY! – a day early but the sentiment’s the same.

Don’t forget Burns Night on January 25th when we celebrate the anniversary of the birth of the poet, in 1759. Enjoy a “Burns Supper”, and recite the “Immortal Memory”, a speech in praise of the Bard.

“I know a man named Mr. Lang

and he has a neon sign;

And Mr. Lang is very old

So they call it ‘Old Lang’s Sign.’"

He lied! LOL HES TOO BUSY TENDING BAR TO SING!

He forgot the lyrics.

He looks stuffed

I used to go to an annual trade show in Japan. At the end of the show, as dealers were packing up, they’d play Auld Lang Syne over and over on an endless loop. Needless to say, I am not fond of that song.

“Should old acquaintance be forgotand never brought to mind?”

In your case, yes!

Is he a zombie???