Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 12, 2025

Small: “Indelible” dementia. Large: So annoying it could make you “screen”.

It’s the little mistakes in life that make it so exciting…

1. Turn it into ”ISSUES” and Debbie will never be the wiser!

2. Whaddya know… that same thing happens to me at Shell Gas Stations! I can watch TV on the pump, while I buy that liquid gold!

Otherwise … "Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale …

Too bad interstate gas pumps don’t have that option instead of playing nonstop ads at you.

Fun fact, the Minnow was named for Newton Minnow, FCC chairman who said that TV was a vast wasteland

Ooooops! His tongue is slower than the pen….rat~a~’tat~tooooooo

….with all the automated doodads, gizmos, and thing~‘a~ma~’jigs, anything’s possible these days!

tat’s all folks…

So, sue me. (Somebody was going to say it.)

To late buddy…….the person over your shoulder can always see better!!!!

Wait! I haven’t seen this one!

Look up Norman Rockwell’s painting of a sailor getting a tattoo.

Can we at least wait until Ginger makes an appearance? :)

The Shell station here plays ‘The Three Stooges.’ I like to go there just to watch an episode I haven’t seen in years!

Dumb people doing dumb things.

Caption 1: His true love, Little Debbie.

Small: Now he’s gotta tell Debbie “Sorry I can’t see you anymore, I have to find someone named Sue”.

Caption 2: You P.I.N.head!!

That doesn’t look like Tattoo to me! Da Plane! Da Plane, boss!

Uh-Oh, is his cash on a three hour tour? That doesn’t bode well.

♫ A three hour tattoo… A three hour tattoo… ♫

Those poor people…