Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 02, 2025

Might corporal punish using a vintage wooden “slide rule”.

Why all the trouble? Just tell him more equations and he’ll fall asleep on the spot…

ugh … this one seems in dire need for L’Hospital’s (and it would turn ugly for sure)

Um, did anyone actually do the math? With that infinity symbol in the equation, it looks like the kid doesn’t ever have to go to bed again.

I suppose Texas Instruments are in the music room playing Tune #15.

Now he will have to stay up the rest of the night to solve the formula.

Now not tell him steenky maths is build character.

I wonder if he used to tell the kid bedtime story problems.

And no Pi until you straighten up your room

{count equation} = y? (The kid’s response.)

Now your kid is squared silly.

The kid is divided on what to do….should he add a snack or minus a toy?

He’s one of those mathemaddicts who can’t stop.

Does not compute.

In the words of Bill Ingvall…, Here’s your sine.