On the other hand, Uncle Buck was very lucky. He didn’t have a job, he went bowling and played golf whenever he wanted, he made his living at the horse races, and he had that cool Mercury. And two attractive women were after him.
here lies duck should’a been Buck but he’d run outta luck and didn’t hear them yell “duck” in time. moral is: if you ain’t listening you’ll never hear the rest of the story `(>﹏<)′
Izzy Moreno 4 days ago
F…
Ubintold 4 days ago
Sucks.
cdward 3 days ago
Shucks.
Superhawk 3 days ago
Oooops
Slowly, he turned... 3 days ago
You were a little slow on that one…
gammaguy 3 days ago
That’s a base canard.
SofaKing Premium Member 3 days ago
On the other hand, Uncle Buck was very lucky. He didn’t have a job, he went bowling and played golf whenever he wanted, he made his living at the horse races, and he had that cool Mercury. And two attractive women were after him.
ChessPirate 3 days ago
Unlucky Buck didn’t duck, the dumb cluck…
Saddenedby Premium Member 3 days ago
here lies duck should’a been Buck but he’d run outta luck and didn’t hear them yell “duck” in time. moral is: if you ain’t listening you’ll never hear the rest of the story `(>﹏<)′
Doug K 3 days ago
I heard it happened at a hockey game — the first one he ever attended:
A puck hit Buck because he didn’t duck. Just his luck: poor schmuck
ladykat 3 days ago
Duck is what Buck forgot to do.
Zebrastripes 3 days ago
Buck shot?
Howard'sMyHero 3 days ago
Scat happens …!
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 3 days ago
It could be worse and the headstone said Suck
Jeffin Premium Member 3 days ago
He exclaimed.
oakie9531 3 days ago
could have been a lot worse