Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 30, 2024

Makes you toot.

Aren’t beans a Legume, not a fruit?

Janis was having a warm cozy moment but our boy threw it away with both hands.

C’mon… you KNEW that last one was bubbling up, ready to burst forth!

* Not for Astronauts

Careful, to many helpings of beans can lead to a Dutch Oven as payback.

At least Arlo didn’t call Janis “Toots”.

Back when Whitman Mayo was filling in for Red Foxx on Sanford and Son, on one episode his Grady character was in the kitchen singing. “Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat ’em, the more you…” [knocking sound from front door interrupts him.]

Are beans and rice good for your heart?

You should’ve quit while you were ahead, Arlo.

Reminds me of Chicken Soup With Rice.

For me it’s one of the staples! I could live on beans and rice. I like different varieties, but my favorite is is the Mexican variety; refried beans and red rice.

Here it’s pork, black-eyed peas and cabbage.

You couldn’t go with the win, you had to add a frill to it, Arlo?

Here it’s eat black eyed peas on New Years for good luck the rest of the year.

Screaming funny. Great job Jimmy J. Wonder if it was Hoppin’ John or some other bean? I am a curious guy.

Ah, Arlo milad. You had her there in the palm of your hand, and then you blew it.

Beans, Beans make musical gasThe sound it makes blowing out….

Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Nevermind.

It appears that in Germany, eating soft pretzels on New Years Eve is lucky. More our speed – and hubby is part German. Beans and rice mixed is not a thing in our home.

Hoppin John

She knows who she married…

Rice and Beans is a staple of the poor in many nations. It is cheap provides complete nutrition, and is tasty. I like to kick mine up a notch or two by adding Andouille Sausage and Tabasco.

Janis walks away with raised eye brows………..

Has Arlo been reading a certain novel?

(The following is just joking around, not trying to start anything.)

Many kitchen gags over the years. When was the last time that they dined in a restaurant?

Come to think of it, when was the last time they went to a movie? A sporting event? Anything except visiting the kids?

They don’t get out much, do they?

We have cabbage and black eyed peas…

I think we will settle for a couple of quarter pounders…….I’ve been saving up…

Red beans and rice, red beans and rice,

Red beans and rice, I could eat a plate twice.

Red beans and rice, red beans and rice,

Red beans and rice make everything nice.

So nice. So nice. So nice

— Michael Franti & Spearhead

The more you eat, the more you toot!

There is a dish towel that She gave me hanging over one of our kitchen cabinet doors that says “I love you more than biscuits & gravy!”

In the aid of clarity: I love B&G, and make the World’s Best; She won’t touch it.

Inevitable.

and…………… we’re back

Beans, Beans, their good for the heart…

Have any of you folks heard the song “Big Legged Woman”? I think Arlo did.

That’s more than a musical fruit.

They are indeed good for your heart.

Why do you put only 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be toofarty.

Beans and rice, beans and rice, mama even serves us sometimes twice.