Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 09, 2025

Whereas the pessimist would say, “Why bother?” and leave.

That’s actually not that bad an answer.

Thinking negative is necessary, especially when asked to do something idiotic .

“Do you want to be charged with battery to a starter ?”

’Negative."

you’re hired.

Well, he ain’t givin’ it away!

Right away… You will start at the bottom and work your way up floor by floor, but don’t use the elevator…!

“I meant for you to give me an example of positive thinking, not delusional thinking.”

Okay, now, how well do you handle rejection?

good job Horace!

Set yourself up for that one, interviewer. :P

:D

That’s not positive thinking, Horace, that’s assuming! We should never a$$/u/me

He’s an opti-mystic.

“Are you positive you are thinking?”