Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 06, 2025

Dr. Spaetzle is back from the holidays?

OMG The Lions!!!! Sorry, I know, OT, but I can’t help it!

A built-in excuse for not following through.

It’s the fake psychic prediction methodology.

A shotgun approach.

I can’t get beyond the good intentions either.

I made zero, now I only have to remember nothing!

A bazillion or one/two? Each are easy enough to forget.

That’s the point of New Year’s resolutions, isn’t it? To forget them?

I think I made a bazillion myself… or was it a gazillion? oh well, haven’t kept a one.

A bazillion resolutions is a good idea. You’re bound to keep a few of them.

Excellent plan! I did the opposite: Made none, remembered all of them.

Mathematically resourceful.