Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for January 06, 2025

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    DanglingModifier  2 days ago

    Ant farms? What about a flea circus? \( ᐖ)/

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    danketaz Premium Member 2 days ago

    Oui. Double down and tell her the beret idea.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 2 days ago

    I would posit a 70s style pet rock is the best pet value, which can be had for free and lasts for tens of thousands of years.

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    Droptma Styx  2 days ago

    I used to have a pretty neutral opinion about ant farms, specifically the ones you used to get through the mail. Then it was pointed out that the ants they send you are all workers. There’s no queen. So you set up the ant farm, introduce the ants, they scurry around, making tunnels, looking busy, all the time looking for the queen that never arrives. Eventually, the ants all stop, then die. It’s just cruel.

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    Decepticomic  2 days ago

    The RNG is merciful today.

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    Rob Nobody  2 days ago

    Anyone else think for a second that Sluggo was flipping us off?

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    MT Wallet   2 days ago

    There is an old store near where I live with a sign outside that says Skill Games.

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    willie_mctell  2 days ago

    The random number generator is a key component of all video games. I can’t count the number of times I beat an opponent without improving my skills in any way but kept repeating the battle.

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