Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 03, 2025

No need for a divorce; now that her husband is housebroken, he’ll think whatever she tells him to think.

“Independent” by enjoying all-he-money eh.

I suggested having an open marriage an he offered to hold the door for me.

“He’s so much older than me. I call him an ‘In Depends Gent’.

And if the judge doesn’t grant alimony?

Why tell her? Just DO IT!

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Being independent makes her more popular………

Ha! Independence Day has arrived.

VERONICA: I tell ya Betty – Archie will NOT go “downtown”!

BETTY: Yikes! I’m glad you married him and not me!

My New Year’s resolution is to clean up the clutter in my car and apartment. It is specific, time schedule, achievable and reasonable.

My wife would have been liberated YEARS earlier, if she had only listened to me. (Not a joke but I appreciate the humorous aspects.)

Divorce. The end of an error.

“Narrow-minded bill payer!”

As some wise person once said, “If you want to control something, sleep with your remote”.