well, you’re asking for it, Flo. No? o_O
Comes home MOST nights
And the nights he doesn’t come home you know where he is. In the police cell. Safe and sound.
And another good attribute is the money he saves her by bathing before coming home
Always shows up, like a bad penny?
Of course, Funerals cost money.
The keyhole is wooden
Andy makes Alf Garnett look like Charles lngalls.
It is compared to bailing him out of jail or fishing him out of the canal. Flo should look it like Andy’s pint being half full rather than half empty.
He’ll never change and you’ll never get rid of him, Flo. Get into the cooking wine.
He actually believes coming home totally drunk is a good thing.
He always comes home to you, Flo, unless he’s in jail.
Let’s put it this way, Flo ain’t stayin’ up nights singing “Won’t You Come Home, Bill Bailey”!
And he leaves no leftover portions of pints.
He’s lucky Flo is spineless.
She does enjoy a nice quiet rest now and then.
Actually if he never came back, that would be great.
He’s got nothing else…..nothing!
Long ago, Flo once revealed to the viewers her secret: She married Andy because she prefers her own company. (This was said while lounging on the sofa with a magazine, a glass of wine, and chocolates.)
One of my favorite classics was Flo turning down Andy, trying to scrounge money.
Andy: “Me mum warned me yer were greedy and grasping!”
Flo: “Do yer mean to tell me yer mum told yer not to marry me?”
Andy: “She did, bless her heart!”
Flo starts to cry, and turns to the reader, “How I’ve WRONGED that dear woman!”
And, actually, Flo said nothing…
At least Andy doesn’t post political comments on comics that are NOT political.
With an attitude like that? Change the locks!
July 08, 2017
seanfear about 1 month ago
well, you’re asking for it, Flo. No? o_O
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
Comes home MOST nights
BigDaveGlass about 1 month ago
And the nights he doesn’t come home you know where he is. In the police cell. Safe and sound.
rishonia about 1 month ago
And another good attribute is the money he saves her by bathing before coming home
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Always shows up, like a bad penny?
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
Of course, Funerals cost money.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
The keyhole is wooden
No 6 about 1 month ago
Andy makes Alf Garnett look like Charles lngalls.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
It is compared to bailing him out of jail or fishing him out of the canal. Flo should look it like Andy’s pint being half full rather than half empty.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
He’ll never change and you’ll never get rid of him, Flo. Get into the cooking wine.
baskate_2000 about 1 month ago
He actually believes coming home totally drunk is a good thing.
ladykat Premium Member about 1 month ago
He always comes home to you, Flo, unless he’s in jail.
Linguist about 1 month ago
Let’s put it this way, Flo ain’t stayin’ up nights singing “Won’t You Come Home, Bill Bailey”!
rshive about 1 month ago
And he leaves no leftover portions of pints.
AZCoyote about 1 month ago
He’s lucky Flo is spineless.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
She does enjoy a nice quiet rest now and then.
hk Premium Member about 1 month ago
Actually if he never came back, that would be great.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
He’s got nothing else…..nothing!
DKHenderson about 1 month ago
Long ago, Flo once revealed to the viewers her secret: She married Andy because she prefers her own company. (This was said while lounging on the sofa with a magazine, a glass of wine, and chocolates.)
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
One of my favorite classics was Flo turning down Andy, trying to scrounge money.
Andy: “Me mum warned me yer were greedy and grasping!”
Flo: “Do yer mean to tell me yer mum told yer not to marry me?”
Andy: “She did, bless her heart!”
Flo starts to cry, and turns to the reader, “How I’ve WRONGED that dear woman!”
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
And, actually, Flo said nothing…
tad1 about 1 month ago
At least Andy doesn’t post political comments on comics that are NOT political.
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
With an attitude like that? Change the locks!