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If the human race has a planetary defense plan, it must be to make the Earth so crappy, no intelligent extraterrestrial life would ever want to conquer it.
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 2 months ago
“Celestial Billiards.”
LookingGlass Premium Member about 2 months ago
There are NO “intelligent” life forms on that …… third rock from the Sun!!!
:-)
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 2 months ago
Now let’s “phone home” that it’s unlikely that they “send more Chuck Berry”…
phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago
If the human race has a planetary defense plan, it must be to make the Earth so crappy, no intelligent extraterrestrial life would ever want to conquer it.
Kornfield Kounty about 2 months ago
“I hope that someday we will find evidence that there is intelligent life among humans on this planet.”
Dr. Sylvia Earle
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yeah.. let’s go back to Mflopgak and par-deeeee!
Geophyzz about 2 months ago
What’s the half-life of plutonium? Better not book your return just yet.
stevesabe about 2 months ago
the biggler orange clown (POS) let a fart and blew the world apart…
ladykat Premium Member about 2 months ago
We can blow ourselves to smithereens, we don’t need outside help!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
It’s just not w-Earth it.
Radish... about 2 months ago
The humans are making good progress on destroying themselves.
Anti science republicans will never let us become a type 1 civilization.
tony_n_jen2003 about 2 months ago
Scorched Earth policy
zxcar1 about 2 months ago
It’s like a Sci-Fi—Mission Impossible crossover, “…this planet will self-destruct in…”
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
The last scouting mission surveyed New Jersey. We are safe for another 10 years.