Strange Brew by John Deering for January 05, 2025

“Celestial Billiards.”

There are NO “intelligent” life forms on that …… third rock from the Sun!!!

:-)

Now let’s “phone home” that it’s unlikely that they “send more Chuck Berry”…

If the human race has a planetary defense plan, it must be to make the Earth so crappy, no intelligent extraterrestrial life would ever want to conquer it.

“I hope that someday we will find evidence that there is intelligent life among humans on this planet.”

Dr. Sylvia Earle

Yeah.. let’s go back to Mflopgak and par-deeeee!

What’s the half-life of plutonium? Better not book your return just yet.

the biggler orange clown (POS) let a fart and blew the world apart…

We can blow ourselves to smithereens, we don’t need outside help!

It’s just not w-Earth it.

The humans are making good progress on destroying themselves.

Anti science republicans will never let us become a type 1 civilization.

Scorched Earth policy

It’s like a Sci-Fi—Mission Impossible crossover, “…this planet will self-destruct in…”

The last scouting mission surveyed New Jersey. We are safe for another 10 years.