Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 07, 2025

Hippies weren’t known for being clean. He must be referring to the flowers in their hair.

Give me a mocha or a macha anyday with just a dash of coconut milk.

What do they taste like / Some kind a’ treat? / How many hippies can this monster eat? / It ate Stills and Nash / before they could shout / And then it chewed on David Crosby / But it spit him out

Steenky old vampire is go insane. Look like old age finally catch up with him.

Right, Gary, like Leo wants to be healthy.

That would be like eating a brownie. Wonder how high he got?

Plant based anything is god awful. Let along in coffee….PTOOY

I add olive oil to my coffee. Tastes great.

…guys…COFFEE is plant based to start with.

I’m gonna hurl. :)

I would have thought Leo was a straight black kind of guy.

It took him a week to come down from eating a hippy while in San Francisco!

I like oat milk. Planet Oat vanilla flavor. Yum. Really. It tastes great. Plus, it never gives me stomach pain. Soy milk is gross. Rice milk is nice, but watery and sugary. Almond milk is yuck. Cow milk is tasty but it hurts me. My doctor and me used to think I had ulcers. Nope. Lactaid was just as bad for me.

Gary is the crazed monster in this one.