Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 11, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member 15 days ago

    He’s drawing a blank on this one.

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    Emmett Wayne  14 days ago

    The newbie is actually a Russian spy. He is looking for the Office of Red Action.

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    Gent  14 days ago

    Looking for censorship office eh.

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    uniquename  14 days ago

    My first interview out of college was at the NSA. All the departments were called “T1”, “K5”, etc, so no one could figure out what they did from the name.

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    KEA  14 days ago

    reminds me of Hudsucker Proxy for some reason

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    timinwsac Premium Member 14 days ago

    Just give it to trump he’ll take care of it.

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    oakie9531  14 days ago

    around 1979 i interviewed former President Gerald Ford for the Florida Jaycees’ monthly newspaper Sunshine News…we had to go through an interview first with the head of his security team and after the interview the guy wanted to give me a job — i still have the CIA employment application he gave me

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  14 days ago

    This is bureaucracy edits best.

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    Lablubber   14 days ago

    That’s okay. The document is burn before reading anyway.

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    Stephen Gilberg  14 days ago

    Must be an ordeal to get food delivered there.

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    NolaMan  14 days ago

    my comment was redacted but I never even dacted it

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    CleverHans Premium Member 14 days ago

    Just before the semester started this month, some bright spark decided that all the classroom and office name and room number plates had to be redone to meet ADA specs. So, on the first day of classes, students were greeted with halls of nameless, numberless doors. I said “Welcome to NSA University. I can’t tell you what class this is unless you have proper clearance.”

    As of yesterday, most of the new name/number plates were in place…

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    MT Wallet   13 days ago

    Makes sense. “Department” is longer than “Redaction” so that’s not the correct office.

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