Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 16, 2025

Eh it’s fine 6/10 generous no Ted variety

Bro needs to find a job

If Ted likes eating, he could start a food blog.

Who’s ur favorite artist/band/singer

Do you guys think Uncle Ted unironically talks to CHAT in real life?

Do you make any money with it? Didn’t think so. Get a job!

Ngl, thought he’d have less followers

Uncle Ted will have to get a real job soon. “Saucy blog about U.F.O. sightings”… This isn’t The X-Files!

ufo sightings- uncle Ted is an alien himself- one that doesn’t get off the couch

Blogging is not a job.

Ted is such a failure

Now that’s just sad.

I finally processed it’s 2025

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I don’t think those were UFO sightings, just a flurry of unmanned drones in the sky.

Big brother Martin needs to get in there and scream Ted stupid…

That’s not a real job

A bit is crazy

I don’t remember 9 or 8 being countless… that an old thing… or a Ted thing? (I’m going for Ted thing)

Leave it at eight.

….the UFO’s saw HIM, and couldn’t identify him………..

after 8 years the switch 2 has been revealed btw

Now that makes for a big “paycheck”!!!!

If it’s a thing that started within the past few weeks, that makes more sense.

“I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me. Employers sense in me a denial of their values. They fear me. I suspect that they can see that I am forced to function in a century I loathe…Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today’s employer is seeking."

― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

Pretty sure a job is supposed to pay money.

What happened to the Star Wars podcast?

And how much exactly do you get paid for that, Ted, if it’s your job?

Mm-hm, that’s what I thought.

He gets paid for that!

It’s amazing in every way, to me, to think that there are millions of people in the world who think that Uncle Todd’s interests are completely normal.

Survey; Favorite Color?

alphabets intertwined dancing

…because he’s allergic to this thing called “work”, Nate………

i have 205 subs on youtube (channel name is national anthems sped up)

yikes

Who’s the Meanest Big Nate Character????

Bnnf1 why did you leave

definitely green day