Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 20, 2025

Shopping at a strip mall.

Keep your g-string on. This comic is rated G.

Must be a clothing emperorium.

Just make sure the furnace is turned up.

That’s one way to stop shoplifting.

Oh, THAT’S what that means!? … who new!

Oh yeah? How come you is wearing it then?

Anyone else remember a movie called “The Nude Bomb?”

Shouldn’t that shopkeeper be… naked?

Not in this cold weather, lady! Ask me again in July!

they don’t make much money…

Well, if it’s Victoira’s Secret, I’m all in.

Is this a strip club where the customer takes it all off ?

We sell the bare essentials.

The sign will read “CLOSED” tomorrow …!

Phew, that was a clothes call.

The naked truth. :)

he’s barely aware of what she’s talking about

It is best for obtaining new suit measurements … but wait, what’s that note paper?

Official government policy; puppet masters looking for Puppet Masters.

(Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters)

Okay, now that’s silly, perfect considering this is the funny papers! Wish more folks would remember that! Have a good week folks, it’s up to you, not FaceBook and definitely not the little box on the other side of the room.

No Shirt, No Shoes, Service….

False advertising….. but what the hec…..

Emperor’s New Store

Ralph is speechless.

Sorry, I no it’s sexist but I’m old and don’t give a spit…I always got exited over ladies underwire half off! 8)

The dept. store is having a clearance sale! Tell Clarence to get down there right away, they have women’s lingerie half off!

Big sale at the appliance store! The have air conditioners with enough BTU’s to cool a BUT the size of TUB.

Henry Fulcher, reading ads on WFLO in Farmville, VA.

“Only if you shave the squirrel, Babe.”