Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 06, 2025

I thought I might bring up the copyright date…last years!…..Scott, how many times must we go through this?

Would you taste blood after being bisected by a lightsaber? They cauterize the wounds instantly.

I think the weird looks were because of the sweater and not the Pez dispenser sticking out of his mouth.

I am much more likely to feel that we’re getting the threatened future.

To a point.

Any way of eating Pez is the wrong way. Pez is nasty

To eat the Pez you simply break the spine by snapping the head back, rip out one of the tasteless neck bones, and chew up the bone to get the imagined marrow. Making growling sounds at the other kids…that’s optional. No?

Wait, now we can experience tastes with our entertainment? That’s even a step beyond Glorious Smell-O-Vision® !

Small – true – anecdote: When Carl Benz launched the first motor car in 1886, Emperor Wilhelm I said “As long as I have a decent horse, I’ll never enter one of those stinky barrows.” A year later, he owned three cars.

Ok, he died one year later, but from old age, not in a car accident.