F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 14, 2025

“Let’s you and him fight.”

Someone has to call the ambulance.

Excuse me, I misunderstood, I thought this second-hand self-defense meant I would get some gently used self-defense.

So, a lesson in how to dump a partner with anger management issues.

Repeat after me. I’m not with him/her.

I actually new a guy who had no filter, even in public… it was kinda scary to be around him when he decided to say whatever he dang well pleased… (fortunately I didn’t hafta be around him often, and it was nice when he moved outta town…)

I see a massive business opportunity here.

A class that has been needed for a long time.

One of my friends is an ex Navy Seal, he always says run first, then run some more until there is no more place to run and hopefully you’re a better runner if you can’t fight, most of the time the perp does not want to run after you anyway, there are easier prey out there. My reply: Don’t go to stupid places, don’t hang around stupid people and don’t do stupid things like the first two.

Where is Ed Gruberman? ‘Ti Kwan Leap-Boot to the Head’ by the Frantics.

second hand self defense is learning out to use your “weak” hand to fight

If your BFF looks like Woody Allen but comes on like Clint Eastwood after two Mimosas, this course is for you. Or just throw him to the wolves and live your life.

my wife took that course…

Do they make one of those courses for partners of spouses who only start trouble while behind the wheel of a car?

I thought it was about getting a sidekick with a good side kick.