The amenities are hellish and the “resort fee” is soul-crushing.
Well, you know, the president is handing out pardons….
I’ve got a hall pass, see?
Jokes on you, I did that ages ago.
This reflects how I’m feeling politically!
They’re taking reservations now?
“What if I have a small amount of hope?”
I haven’t abandoned it, it’s just part of my lost luggage.
Can I just get Doordash to deliver a little fire and brimstone instead?
Well, not exactly “good” to go, but you know what I meant.
If you’re still alive, it’s not too late — you don’t have to abandon all hope — you don’t have to go here.
And you might as well drop the shorts now. They’re going to burn off anyway.
He looks like the guy who took Seinfeld’s order at the Oriental restaurant.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 11 hours ago
The amenities are hellish and the “resort fee” is soul-crushing.
Julius Marold Premium Member about 11 hours ago
Well, you know, the president is handing out pardons….
Pharmakeus Ubik about 11 hours ago
I’ve got a hall pass, see?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 10 hours ago
Jokes on you, I did that ages ago.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 9 hours ago
This reflects how I’m feeling politically!
The Duke about 9 hours ago
They’re taking reservations now?
edmund_graham about 6 hours ago
“What if I have a small amount of hope?”
The Reader Premium Member about 5 hours ago
I haven’t abandoned it, it’s just part of my lost luggage.
danjw2 about 4 hours ago
Can I just get Doordash to deliver a little fire and brimstone instead?
Kaputnik about 4 hours ago
Well, not exactly “good” to go, but you know what I meant.
Doug K about 3 hours ago
If you’re still alive, it’s not too late — you don’t have to abandon all hope — you don’t have to go here.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 3 hours ago
And you might as well drop the shorts now. They’re going to burn off anyway.
Sir Isaac about 1 hour ago
He looks like the guy who took Seinfeld’s order at the Oriental restaurant.