B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 16, 2025

All of the best lemonade is

Devoid of all sweetness.

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I thought he’d lost his dentures!

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Must have been before sugar was invented.

Very funny

What a sourpuss!

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Wait till you discover limeade.

Pucker power!

“Ith juth a bit thour.”

YUCK!!

that’ll put lead in your pencil

He invented “lemonade Zero”.

I like my lemonade a bit on the sourer side!

Mitch Hedberg noted that a can of Sprite lists lemon and lime as ingredients. He tried making his own and decided, in his words, ’there’s more to it than that.’

Anyone remember the Laurel and Hardy “Tit-for-tat” battle that had “Alum” in it? I think it’s one of their funniest:

Www.youtube.Com/watch?v=vX8yTQ2An-E

Has sugar been discovered yet (to be free of)?

…….no teeth!!!!!

Fruit has fructose. No added sugar yes, but not sugar free. Unless you can grow fruit without the fructose. Then you have a GMO fruit.

Love the ice cubes and formed glass. :-D

Reminds me of this:

Https://licensing.andrewsmcmeel.Com/features/pe?date=1959-08-12

An early definition of sourpuss.

Make it even better, Limoncello!!!

Now we know Red Skeleton’s main influence

Yeah… had to read this one a couple of times…