WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 25, 2025

Moses invents shorthand.

If God was a lawyer.

Is that Bush the First, or the Second?

According to Jewish tradition, the Torah contains 613 commandments. You have a ways to go, dude.

Aw, man! Do you have any idea how much they’ll weigh? How is Moses suppose to carry all of that?

On a personal note: I LOVE wearing socks with my sandals!

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Nice even slabs of sandstone. That quarry must be special

There are 613 commandments in the Old Testament

That’s not God commandment! That was added later by the stocking guild!

I think that after all that, Moses just wants to get stoned.

commandment #350 you must wear a belt when wearing suspenders

This Israeli getting on his nerves.

Typical. There are actually 613 commandments in the Old Testament. The real #349 is Not to omit the salt from grain offerings.(Leviticus 2:13)

Too many to remember….I’m outta heeeeeere!

Well, that’s one commandment I’ll be breaking. I will never, ever EVER wear socks with my sandals. Not even pantyhose. And I hate it when others do too.