Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 05, 2025

May you live in interesting times.

Is no “may”, is only “do”.

Sometimes the surprises are good ones.

An animated cartoon kind of surprise would be if the dog suddenly realized that it was he himself that was upside-down.

I don’t mind surprises, as long as someone warns me ahead of time that they’re coming.

I love surprises…when they happen to someone else.

It depends on the surprise. That looks to have been more of a shock.

The cat always wins. Lol

Suprises are better appreciated by children. Most adults with busy schedules would agree.

The dog has completed three mad dashes.

I can only complete one short upset dash. See? _

My dash has lowered standards.

His name was Claude wasn’t it?

Wow! Let’s translate that! :)