The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for January 31, 2025

You’re the most heavily insured.

looks like somebody drove straight up the tree

Squeaky, would you rather be the dog’s chew toy?

Squeaky’s put in for a transfer to another branch.

Nepotism.

Squeaky, just don’t stop dead in the middle of the road then reverse directions a few times because you always go the wrong way.

Well you the young apprentice. That is why. Now gets going.

he ain’t no NINJA -̶S̶L̶O̶T̶H̶ Squirrel

I don’t think Squeaky is in any shape to dash across the road, especially if he’s indecisive.

Hey, what is the guy who’s reading off the day’s tasks going to do?

Squirrels always think the acorns are better on the other side of the road. No, they don’t. Maybe they are. Or not. Yes, they are. No, SPLAT…

I’m sorry to say this made me laugh out loud! I hope that squirrel gets double pay for his job!

Looks like Squeaky not only crossed the road, but the car spun his tires on him while hitting him.

Cuz, you’re so good at it.

Soon you can change squeaky’s name to Squishy.

His name is Squishy Squirrel. Sparky Squirrel is the one who runs on power lines. I know, I’ve met them.

To get to the other side of course. :)

Squeaky ……. Just a word of advice …. when you go to cross the road ….. keep “GOING” across to the other side and “DON’T” stop in the middle deciding if you want to continue or not ……. By the way ….. have you ever considered that someone might have it out for you …… just asking …… :)

My job is killing me, too.

We had a short-tailed squirrel in our neighborhood we named “Stumpy.” He taunted the dog one too many times. Haven’t seen him since about September.

Poor squeaky!