Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 16, 2025

I love fig Newtons. I didn’t know they grew on trees.

Had a friend who was actually allergic to them.

Fig newton. The force necessary to propel a fig 39.37 inches.

When everyone is ready we’ll do the fig newton dance. Ooey gooey rich and chewy inside, Golden flaky tender caky outside, wrap the inside in the outside, is it good? Darn tooten!

When figs discovered Newton.

He also discovered sound effects, when it bounced off his shnoz!

Issac’s more successful brother Fig.

It’s a Fig Newton of your imagination.

Fig-ures…

Ya darn tootin!

“The Fig Newton was named after a town in New England,not Sir Issac.”-Dr. Sheldon L. Cooper

I like them, especially when they’re a bit stale.

“The gates swung open, and a Fig Newton entered.” —J.H. Marx

Next up, the Earl of Sandwich is brained by a falling Reuben.

Oh, the mavity!

Traditionally the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was a fig. Genesis 3:7, which says that Adam and Eve sewed fig leaves together to cover themselves after eating the fruit. Fig – better add that to my grocery list. Nabisco:)

Figs are an acquired taste … sorta like avocados and artichokes …!

( … AND physics )

According to Mr. Peabody, the Fig Newton® was created by Isaac’s brother Figgy.

“so bring us some figgy newtons, so bring us some figgy newtons, so bring us some figgy newtons, and a cup of good cheer!”

He’s the Big Fig Newton!

WOW what a nose he has.

its also national nothing day so here is my comment:

I guess I’m the only one who remembers Fig Newton as the occasional private detective for Rumpole of the Bailey.