Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for January 25, 2025

And turkey leftovers can wok.

A corpse.

A paraplegic?

A cross-country flight.

A chair, a bed, almost any piece of furniture or dead mammal. Too many answers for this one.

What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

Humans. As babies, they crawl on hands and feet. As adults, they stand up and walk on two feet. And in old age, they use a cane…

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Two legs sat on three legs by four legs. One leg knocked two legs off three legs. Two legs hit four legs with three legs. What happened?

A farmer (2 legs) sat on a 3-legged stool beside a cow (4 legs) in preparation for milking the cow. The cow used one leg to kick the farmer off the stool. The angry farmer hit the cow with the stool…

What does a man do standing up that a woman does sitting down?…..shake hands

Digging Grampaw’s nascent standup routine.

Well, with that logic, any dead or lame animal or person.

a triangle!

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