The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 16, 2025

But will that get me all the way home?!

That’s Porkothy Gale in the blue gingHAM dress.

♫ Follow the yellow sty road…. ♫

Shouldn’t she click her pinkie toes together?

Talk about mixing your metaphors!

Charlotte, the Good Witch of the Web, thinks Dorothy is ‘Some Pig’.

Yes, that’s it, go home. Where the chopping block is ready and waiting.

Stretching it, but she does have the ruby slippers!

She’s telling porkies.

(Cockney slang)

Oui! Oui! Oui!

Wee wee wee is why she’s gotta get home. And fast!

Why is Max dressed like that?

She’s always happy to Glinda helping hand.

And that’s how you bring home the bacon!

“…..all the way home.”

For some, it may signal they have to go potty in the pig pen!

“Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle” would, also, work…

And that is how Donald J Trump solved all the problems in the world on day 1.

While the wizard relies on hot air…..

Finally! An explanation for the color of that sidewalk.

But I’m the one who went to market.

I could never (mentally) get past “This little piggy went to market…” Mmmmm, ham, bacon…

She needs to talk with Maxwell right away!

Where’s her little dog, Bacon?

The Weezard of Oz….

Careful, don’t get it on the TinMan.

Just stay away from the town butcher!!!

so if i understand her correctly, she’s telling the piggie to p!ss off…

There were a few different versions of this nursery rhyme, one of which the little piggy “…cried wee wee I can’t find my way home(or close to that.).”